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Previously on "The inaugural CUK brown-noser of the week award ...`"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Oh fook orf you toadying toe-rag.
    Cretin

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Good to see.
    Oh fook orf you toadying toe-rag.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Actually no, sasguru's infraction was from me, for starting threads to flame others. You had a ban for doing that, because of (more of) a history of trolling behaviour. Have another ban for your hypocritical whingeing though - it's clear you can dish it, but you can't take it. Let this be a clear message that the same standards apply to both new and seasoned members of the board.
    Good to see.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Actually no, sasguru's infraction was from me, for starting threads to flame others. You had a ban for doing that, because of (more of) a history of trolling behaviour. Have another ban for your hypocritical whingeing though - it's clear you can dish it, but you can't take it. Let this be a clear message that the same standards apply to both new and seasoned members of the board.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    no doubt when school is out and no prefects are around to look after me they will duff me up for being a speccy creep.
    They are waiting for you and Churchy at Birdgwater, just off M5...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Would it be possible to amend the rules to be no flaming other except Brillo? I really genuinely enjoy the attention - usually everyone just ignores me. I feel like I got MF and then sas into trouble - no doubt when school is out and no prefects are around to look after me they will duff me up for being a speccy creep.
    They'll be too busy selling blow jobs to the PE teacher for ciggies.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I've got an infraction for starting this thread

    Better make it a good un.

    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Actually no, sasguru's infraction was from me, for starting threads to flame others. You had a ban for doing that, because of (more of) a history of trolling behaviour. Have another ban for your hypocritical whingeing though - it's clear you can dish it, but you can't take it. Let this be a clear message that the same standards apply to both new and seasoned members of the board.
    Would it be possible to amend the rules to be no flaming other except Brillo? I really genuinely enjoy the attention - usually everyone just ignores me. I feel like I got MF and then sas into trouble - no doubt when school is out and no prefects are around to look after me they will duff me up for being a speccy creep.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Are you putting up a poll for how long his ban should be ?
    Moi?

    **** no!

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Actually no, sasguru's infraction was from me, for starting threads to flame others. You had a ban for doing that, because of (more of) a history of trolling behaviour. Have another ban for your hypocritical whingeing though - it's clear you can dish it, but you can't take it. Let this be a clear message that the same standards apply to both new and seasoned members of the board.


    Are you putting up a poll for how long his ban should be ?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    it's clear you can dish it, but you can't take it.
    Oh he can take it very well - btw you've just lost your frequent "MF tat stores" shopper discount

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    A fooking infraction!!! I got a ban for a simple poll asking people to vote how long a poster should be banned for. Talk about fooking inconsistency and favouritism. You probably got an infraction of a normal mod whereas in the evening you tend to get a drunken Realityhack twiddling a pencil between his fingers and spilling vodka & champagne over his keyboard as he flicks between CUK and Tubegalore.

    F**king joke.
    Actually no, sasguru's infraction was from me, for starting threads to flame others. You had a ban for doing that, because of (more of) a history of trolling behaviour. Have another ban for your hypocritical whingeing though - it's clear you can dish it, but you can't take it. Let this be a clear message that the same standards apply to both new and seasoned members of the board.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I think its cojak. So its hormones / lack of a shag not Napoleon complexes that will be the issue today.
    Lack of a shag? WTF has a sea bird got to do with it???

    How do you make a hormone?

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh I'm sure I'll get banned for some other trumped up charge before the end of the evening by some over zealous moderator with a Napoleon complex.
    I think its cojak. So its hormones / lack of a shag not Napoleon complexes that will be the issue today.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Try it again, I am sure it was a mistake.
    +1 are you sure it was because of the poll and not a option within it (I'm sure it was the option not the poll that was the issue).

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Try it again, I am sure it was a mistake.
    Oh I'm sure I'll get banned for some other trumped up charge before the end of the evening by some over zealous moderator with a Napoleon complex.

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